Hullo~
Happy belated birthday to Rocky and Zacki and (also belated) Happy Thanksgiving 8D
... I don't have anything else to say. OTL

● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 5


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 5


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". (( I'm 5'7"))
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 6


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: 7


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 4


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say "eh".
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.


Total: 3


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[x] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 7


○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handi-work projects. ((FAIL))
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "English".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[x] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 2



HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 8


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 18


Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

Total: $50

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $125

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8? to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0? to 6'7? - $150
[x] 5'5? to 5'11? - $75
[ ] 5'4? to 5'10? - $85
[ ] Under 5'4 - $275

Total so far: $200


Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $300

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $450


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1050


Vision?
[] perfect vision $400
[ ]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1075

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1575


Favorite Colors (two):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $500

Total: $2825

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X] Nope - $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: $3825

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That's all I have.
Now for some quotes~

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

"Panties, Panties, Panties" - Chii (Chobits)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)

"Some are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't but smile when they fall down the stairs." - ???

"I've got a muffin on a stick!" -Anna

"I'm not crazy! You know what? The voices don't like you anymore!" -Me

"Every day, I tell myself that people can't get any stupider, and every day I'm proven horribly wrong." -Me

"Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer 'redecorated for free'" -Me

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?" -Me

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems." -Me

"You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me." -Me

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - ???

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the green!" -Me yelling at Paytonamore after I almost ran over him in a golf cart.

"Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough" - ??

"There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. Wait... DAMMIT xD" -Me

"They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?" - ??

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts." - ???

"Hey! You betta' not be touching my cones!" -Monty

"Don't touch my cones!" -Monty

'When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."' -Stripeh-chan xDD

"I... was matched up with..." -Ai-chan
"Who? Who?" -Me
"It... It was..." -Ai-chan
"TELL ME NAO!!!" -Me
"IT WAS DR. MCSPARKLY(Carlisle Cullen)!" -Ai-chan
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA xD" -Me